Housemates
by Joules Z.
December 9, 2010

 

My neighbors are having sex again,
so I wanted to bang on the wall 
to tell them to take it outside to the lawn.
And to keep it down while he has it up,
but I figured there was enough banging already going on.

It's 5am and my roommate is blasting the blasted blender
I'm considering going to facebook to unfriend her.
Then I'll only have 254 friends instead of 255,
Because my heads in a pool without water after a nose dive.

I really gotta pee, but my roommate's still in the shower.
He's been locked in there way longer than an hour.
I thought boys were supposed to be much more quick.
How many times must he play with his pencil thin stick?

How would I know? Well I've been there before.
It was during a game of truth or dare on the floor.
I still gotta really pee, should I water the tree?
or go in the neighbors pool?
or maybe I'll sit in the kitchen sink and finally
tinkle freely like a fool.

But the sink is full of dirty dishes.
Yes all the dishes that we own are piled up in there.
No one cleans them against my wishes.
gotta use the pizza box as my plate for food it's not fair.

Then why does my kitty jump on my full belly
making muffins from the gases built up in the jelly,
and face her butt toward my blank staring gaze?
Tail sticking straight up bullseye view of her stinker.
Then why does your dog lick his nuts then my face?
It's nuts how my world wants to give me the finger.